The Banned Anthony Bourdain Christmas Special Is Here, Children! | BWE
Above, “A Krampus Carol” by Mr. Bourdain. In case you don’t know what Krampus is…
Well… close. It’s actually called a “Krampus” (also a brilliant Midol marketing campaign idea…), a mythical creature children raised in Alpine countries are told to believe in, who is part devil, part kidnapper, with splashes of Sandusky. Yes, the Krampus kidnaps children who behave badly before Christmas, and drags them off to his lair to do God knows what with them. (Honestly, I don’t understand how Swedish children make it past adolescence, this thing is f**king terrifying.)
ho shoot it’s legit
bourdain auto re-blog, no matter the subject matter.
Just the Christmas Story I was waiting for…
what the FUCK